Bawful After Dark: Veterans' Day

"Deos mio, man. The Timberwolves and me, we're gonna fuck you up."
"Yeah, well, that's just, you know, like, your opinion, man."
You know you want to buy these: Lego NBA players from 2002. Only $12 each! They're in keychain or necklace form, because nothing says "I'm a classy dude" like wearing an Antoine Walker Lego player necklace to the blackjack tables when you go to Vegas or Atlantic City.

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

If you look closely, you can almost see the papier mache crumbling on Oww! Ming's legs

Take it down a notch, DeJuan Blair. You're only beating the Clippers

"Basketball is a game of mistakes"
Mistake #1 -- Hiring Doug Collins

OUCH! I accidentally thought about rebounding! Bad Amar''''e! Bad!

Cleveland CavaLOLiers

Nationally Televised Games:
Celtics at Heat, TNT, 8pm: The current injury report for the Celtics has both O'Neals day-to-day. That might as well just stay on the injury report the entire regular season, right? Just save them the trouble of typing it out each week.

Lakers at Nuggets, TNT, 10:30pm: Considering how screwed up and unpredictably bawful this week has been, I can totally see the Lakers somehow losing in a fourth quarter collapse to the Nuggets. (Wait, Arron Afllalo is covering Kobe? Nevermind.)

All The Other Games:
Warriors at Bulls, 8pm: Good thing for the NBA this one isn't on national TV. The Warriors have averaged 91 points on 38% shooting in their last nine trips to Chicago, even though they've averaged nearly 109 points per game since 2006 otherwise. (I can hear The Superfans chanting "DA BULLS" right now in between bites of hot wings)