Bawful After Dark: January 26, 2010

Glad to see the ladies sitting next to LeBron are so concerned by his obviously great pain
Tuesday Night BAD. Let's do this thing. But just know this much: yes, there are nude pictures of Greg Oden floating around (as noted in this morning's comments). I will not, however, post the links here. We have far too much class and dignity to do something like that. Now, let's move on and laugh at pictures of men in comprimising positions that look like sexual positions only to people with the mind of a 13 year old.

Worst of the Night in Pictures:

With a first name like "Robin," I expected Lopez to be on the other end of this man love experience

Ref: "Ronnie James Dio rocks!!"
Dragic: "What?? Come on, man! He's like 4'8"!"

Nationally Televised Games:
Lakers at Wizards Generals Bullets: Point: The Lakers are on a 5-5 stretch and don't look terribly impressive on the road. Counterpoint: Washington is awful.

All The Other Games:
Timberwolves at Knicks: The Bricks need to redeem themselves after losing by a half-century at home to the Mavs. The Timberpoops haven't won on the road since before Christmas. This could be fun. Or not at all.

Bucks at Mavericks: The Mavs have owned the Bucks recently. And just remember: Dirk Nowitzki was drafted by Milwaukee... then swapped for Tractor Traylor.

Bobcats at Suns: The Bobcats have allowed over 119 PPG and are 0-5 at Phoenix since the team was formed in '04-'05. Now watch Phoenix go and blow this one. This team is goddamn infuriating. Aside from one fluke win against the Rockets, their only wins in January have been against the Kings, Bucks, Nyets, and Warriors. Horrible.

Warriors at Kings Purple Paupers: Alright Sacramento. Playing Golden State at home gives you a, ahem, golden opportunity to win. Don't piss it away.