Bawful After Dark: May 3, 2010

"AAH! What is this round, orange thing?!?!"
Hope everybody in the midwest to southeast USA made it through the weekend's ridiculous rainstorms better than the Titan's stadium.

Worst of the Weekend in Pictures:

"Ooooh yeah."

I'm not really sure why referee Greg Willard is carrying a Mike Woodson cardboard cutout, but there you go.

Hey, I thought Melo had the support of fans in Utah?

Well, this is awkward.

Invisible baby

"Even though Kobe may be the Black Mamba, I bet he can't unhinge his jaw like a snake. But I can!!"

Betcha one of the words KG said here started with the letter "F"

Example #9285 of why Rasheed Wallace is bawful

Hedo Turkoglu would not approve of such an unenthusiastic display of "Ball."

Harry the Hawk dressed up as Michael Jackson to tell the Bucks to "Beat It."

Since when do basketballs have repelling force fields in them?
All The Games:
Celtics at Crabs - TNT, 8:00pm
Crabs lead series 1-0

Maybe by the time this game starts, Rajon Rondo will have recovered from that monstrous foul Shaq dropped on him late in Game 1. The Celtics better hope so, because he was the only person who could hit a freaking shot at times in that game.

Spurs at Suns - TNT, 10:30pm
Series tied 0-0

Is anyone else as jacked about this series as I am? If you're not, maybe you should read this and get back to me.